Purple: Has Sabre always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?
Rainbow: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death
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*Dead body is on the floor*
Police, to Void: Excuse me, but you're under arrest
Void: Stop framing me for murder!
Void: Just because I've killed 1,846 steves doesn't mean I killed that specific one!
Police:
Yeah I kinda heard Void saying that, so I put it-
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Galaxy: Oh, my gosh. Do you know what this is?
Great Librarian: It's a book. There's a lot of these in here. This is a library
Galaxy: Oh, that explains it
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Purple: I know it was hard, and he didn't like it, but at least you stopped Galaxy from doing something stupid and dangerous
Rainbow: Yeah...hey what's Galaxy doing over there?
Galaxy, in the distance: *Running at top speed*
Purple, sighing tiredly: Probably doing something stupid and dangerous
Could also work with Sabre, but I felt Galaxy was more suitable for that scenario-
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Nightmare Family, minus Positive: We love each other. We just don't say it. We show our love through criticism and micromanagement, so unless you're Positive and say 'I love you,' you're probably hiding something
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Hypno: You're just jealous
Negative: Jealous?
Hypno: That's why you were being so negative about this
Negative: That's absurd. I'm always negative
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This one is from a show I love and if you know it, you're now among my favorite people. It's okay if you don't :)
Purple: It was my idea. The responsibility is mine
Sabre: No, I'm the responsible one
Rainbow: Guys, guys, you're both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable
Rainbow: Like Galaxy
Galaxy, from the back: What??
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Purple, upon joining the group: Excuse me, who's in charge here?
Rainbow: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest
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Galaxy, administering a couple's race because Sabre asked him to: So let's check on the participants
Lucas, carrying Light bridal style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him: We're going to do so well! Although I still don't see why you won't let me chop that forest down for resources, we're gonna win!
Void: *Hurls past Lucas, carrying Rainbow over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, screaming like a banshee* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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