Time: How petty can you get?
Sabre: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
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Elemental: I want to be a caterpillar
Time: Explain?
Elemental: Eat a lot, sleep for awhile, wake up beautiful
Time: You know that they have a lifespan of about two weeks, right?
Elemental: That's another highlight
Time: ElemENTAL NO-
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Galaxy: *Drops one fry from a carton full of fries*
Galaxy: NOOOOoo nooo...
Galaxy: This is all Void's fault
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Sabre: Physically I'm here, but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds
Dark: Mood
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Elemental: I guess I'm just too tough to cry
Time: Just today you were crying about snakes
Elemental: They don't have any arms!
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Sabre: Rainbow, don't trust atoms, they make up everything
Rainbow:
Sabre: NO RAINBOW SHUT THE DOOR WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY
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Galaxy: *Walks into Sabre and Rainbow's house at the old hub*
Rainbow: Why are your shoes wet?
Galaxy: There was a puddle
Rainbow: Why did you step in it?
Galaxy: It was a puddle
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*Sabre, Shadow, Time and Dark having a mini sleepover before the final battle with Void*
Sabre: Shhh okay let's actually go to sleep
*Quiet for a minute*
Dark: *Starts laughing for no reason*
Time and Shadow: *Start laughing*
Sabre: Guys seriously I have to fight Void tomorrow
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Dark: I've always wondered how tall people like you actually manage to sleep at night when the blanket can't cover you fully from head to toe
Nightmare: Dark, it's 3 in the morning
Dark: So you can't sleep
Dark: Is it because of the blanket?
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