Blue: You're my favorite
Rainbow: Favorite what?
Blue: Just generally. Across all categories
Rainbow: :)
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Prof. Red: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost
Purple: That's called murder and I heard somewhere that it's illegal
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Hypno: Sewing needles are great. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone's eye out, I can make mittens
Rainbow: Hold on, go back for a second there
Hypno: I can make mittens?
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*Police sirens go off in the distance*
Green, who's never done anything illegal in his life: They've found me
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Rainbow: I'm having problems with a steve
Prof. Red: 'His body won't fit in the trunk problems' or 'I like him' problems?
Rainbow: 'I like him' problems
Prof. Red: Tch, shame. I could've helped with the first one
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Hypno: *Gets mad and starts screaming, his voice glitching out*
Blue: I didn't know so much rage could fit in such a small creature
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Rainbow: So, Prof. Red, if you have ten mushrooms and someone takes half of them away, what will they have?
Prof. Red: A broken hand
Rainbow: I- Prof., no
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*Nightmare doing something reckless in the distance*
Dark: What an absolute idiot
Dark: I can't believe I'll die for him
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Purple: Blue and Rainbow have been in the kitchen for awhile now...
Purple: Do you think they're...
Purple: MAKING OUT?!
*Scene cuts to Blue and Rainbow building a Coke and Mentos rocket*
Rainbow: This is gonna be so cool!
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
