Nightmare: Why is it bad whenever I have fun?
Sabre:
Sabre: Nightmare, people die when you have fun
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Positive: Here you go, Negative, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Negative: Oh, it's cold
Positive: Nice cup of coffee
Negative: It's horrible!
Positive: Cup of coffee
Negative: I'm not even sure if it's coffee
Positive: ...Cup
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Sabre: Lucas and I are having a baby!
Rainbow: Aw that's gre-
Sabre: *Slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here
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Rainbow: If I were a drink I'd be cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink what would you be?
Shadow: Bleach
Negative: Sewage
Rainbow: Please calm down edgelords
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Light: What do you think you're afraid of?
Lucas: I once drank water from a hose. I fear nothing
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Sabre: Has anyone seen Rainbow?
Lucas: Just a sec
Lucas: *In heavy accent* RAINBOW STEVE!!
Rainbow: *Giggling sounds*
Sabre: Found him thanks
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Light: I wear clothes as dark as my soul
Lucas: But you're wearing a white sweatshirt
Light, softly: E...exactly
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Negative: I'm so useless
Nightmare: Nah, you're not
Nightmare: You can be used as a bad example
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Rainbow: I don't like the way you pack my lunch
Sabre: Maybe you should pack your own lunch
Rainbow: *Packs 32 Oreos*
Sabre: Maybe I should pack your lunch
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
