*At Positive's funeral (Which I know we all hope never happens)*
Dark: Oh my Origin are you crying?
Negative: *Sniffling* No...allergies
~~~
*The group playing Heads-up*
Sabre: You put this on your coffee
Galaxy: A spoon? Your hands? Your face!
Lucas: It's white
Galaxy: Snow! A GHOST!
Rainbow: It's heavier than milk
Galaxy: A ROCK! A DOG! THE WORLD!!
~~~
Nightmare: Alright, since I'm the boss, I'll drive. Who wants shotgun?
Shadow: You can't be serious. You ran over Hypno this morning
Nightmare: Well everyone INSIDE the car was fine, Shadow!
~~~
Lucas: I've only known Light for 3 days but if anything happens to him I'm gonna kill everyone in this room and then myself
~~~
Sabre: Did you know you can't actually hear the loudest noise?
Purple: I disagree
Sabre: Why?
Purple: I can hear Galaxy
~~~
Everyone in the room: *Stares at a broken coffee maker*
Nightmare: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it
Positive: It was me. I'm sorry let me-
Nightmare: No it wasn't you
Negative: I saw Shadow next to it this morning
Shadow: I don't even drink that stuff!
Negative: Then why were you next to it?
Shadow: Because I was using the mirror next to it to fix my hair!
Hypno: Dark's being really quiet right now
Dark: OH REALLY!
*Loud arguing and noises*
Nightmare: *Leaves room*
Nightmare: I broke it. It was annoying me so I hit it. I love drama
~~~
Lucas: How drunk was I last night?
Sabre: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water
~~~
Galaxy: Finally I can keep these pennies to myself
*Loud stomping noises*
Galaxy: The hec-
Void: I smell pennies
Galaxy: *High pitched screaming* AHGHHHHHHGH
~~~
Nightmare: I guess you could say...I've fallen for you
Dark: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you alive-
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