Negative: Sibling relationships are weird
Negative: Like I'd give Positive my kidney but he's not using my phone charger
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*Sabre in a nutshell*
Sabre: I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures
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Galaxy: Why does everyone always assume I'm doing something stupid?
Rainbow: To save time
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Dark: Gosh, Nightmare makes me so angry sometimes
Positive: You're sitting in his lap??
Dark: Angrily
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Sabre, talking about basically everyone: I have to deal with all this stupid crap
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Nightmare: I sent you to the store to get milk and eggs
Hypno: Yep
Nightmare: So how is it that you came back with two guns, and neither thing I actually asked for?
Hypno: Well, clearly I got distracted
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Shadow: What's for dinner?
Positive: It's a soup-prise!
Shadow: Is it soup?
Positive: I soup-pose it could be!
Shadow: Stop saying soup puns
Positive: No
*Later*
Shadow: Turns out it was fricking tacos
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Galaxy: Don't forget to lift with your legs!
Sabre: I know how to lift, Galaxy. I've been carrying this team the entire time
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Dark: Since people are usually buried in their best attire, the zombie apocalypse will be a very formal affair
Negative: If I die, I'm gonna be buried in battle armor. Good luck, idiots
Positive, with utmost fear for his brother: I-if?!
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