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#61 (Rainbow Quest)

Rainbow: I'm kinda crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Sabre: Just rip the bandage off

Rainbow: It's Void

Sabre: Put the bandage back on

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Time: I have a bad feeling about this

Elemental: What do you mean?

Time: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Elemental: No?

Time: That actually explains so much

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M: Have you been yelled at by the leader yet?

Sabre: I'm not scared of him

M: ...So that's a no

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Light: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those

Reverse: Yeah, break their bones. They have 206 of those

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Void: Who is responsible for allowing steves to 'smile,' like, 'wow, thanks for the compliment pal let me show you my bones to show my appreciation'

Rainbow, beside him, half asleep: Void, it's 3AM. I don't know, please stop bringing this up

Void: They're bones, Rainbow

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(KellyTheKitty4 came up with this one, as well as quite a few for the rest of this update, and tomorrow's. My ideas are running d r y and I'm super grateful for hers. If you want to see which ones she came up with, check the comments in the previous chapter)

Void: What goes up but never comes down?

Shadow, gesturing to Sabre having his 5th mental breakdown of the day, Time aggressively baking cookies for him, and Dark banging his head on a wall: The amount of stress you're putting upon this family

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Light: So what's it like dating M, Sabre?

Sabre: Once, I asked him for a glass of water while he was still mad at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'

Sabre: I love him

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Dark: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Time: That's not how you make cookies

Elemental: FLOOR IT!

Galaxy: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second?!

Time: You're gONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Dark: I WILL HARVEST THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES-

Elemental: DO IT!

Time: NO-

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Orange Leader: What's it like being tall?

Funny: Is it nice?

Happy: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Sabre, staring at Shadow in terror: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who, in my personal experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want