𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#18 (Steve Saga)

Store worker: Would a Mr. Lucas please come to the front desk?

Lucas, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store worker: *Points to Rainbow and Light*

Store worker: I believe they belong to you?

Rainbow and Light, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Lucas: I didn't even bring you guys with me-

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Void: I'm not doing too well

Void: I have this headache that comes and goes

Galaxy: *Walks into the room*

Void: Oh look, there it is again

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Dark: Do you ever wonder what your last words will be?

Shadow: Yes

Dark: Well, what would they be?

Shadow: ...'Finally'

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Positive, in his mind: I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away with me

Positive : I wish for an Angel, the nicest one in the Spirit World

Negative, emerging from a burning dumpster: *Laughing maniacally*

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Lucas: I have no fears

Sabre: What if you woke up one day and Rainbow was actually taller than you?

Lucas: I have one fear

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Dark: Truth or dare?

Shadow: Dare

Dark: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Shadow: Hey Light?

Light, blushing: Yeah?

Shadow: Could you move? I'm trying to get to the mirror

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Lucas: Rainbow...Why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Rainbow: *Shrugs* They needed adult supervision!

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Galaxy: So I was thinking-

Void: No

Galaxy: But I haven't even asked yet

Void: I already know it's a bad idea

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Negative: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me

Positive: Because you're sweet and funny

Negative: Shadow says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying