Honestly, the fact I've known about Sabre's Wattpad account for two months and only yesterday evening gained the confidence to leave a follow on it-
I think this proves how little self-confidence I actually have-
Kidnapper: We have your friend
Sabre: Which one?
Kidnapper: He gave me a flower and made me rethink my life choices
Sabre: Oh my gosh, you have Rainbow
Kidnapper: I'm gonna be an artist! :D
~~~
Rainbow: You're so tall, Void. What do you see up there?
Void: Everyone's flaws
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Time: Your existence confuses me
Elemental: How so?
Time: Your presence annoys me sometimes, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
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Dark: Everybody has a gay cousin
M: I don't have a gay cousin
Sabre: Give him a minute
M:
M: Wait...
Sabre: There you go
~~~
Rainbow, joking around with Soul and Corrupt: I should have Void kill you for that
Void, appearing around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Rainbow: Uh- no, I was just kidding around
Void, already about to summon some Darkness: No, who's bothering you?
~~~
Elemental: I don't need gasoline to start a fire. I just need my own two hands and a lack of supervision
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Light: Didn't I say not to drive under the influence?
Sabre: What influence? I'm not drunk??
Shadow, from the backseat: Mine
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Soul: Can you do me a favor?
Corruption: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame if you asked me to
Soul: Can you do the dishes?
Corruption: No
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Void: *Walks by Rainbow working out* Nice lunges
Rainbow: Um...thanks I guess?
Void: You know, it would be better if you were on your knees and s-
Sabre, appearing out of nowhere: WHEN HE'S ON HIS KNEES PRAISING OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS, AMEN
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
