Dark: I saw a post on Pinterest saying 'If someone asks whose funeral it is because you're wearing black, then saying I haven't decided yet is the best reply,' but that's just not true for me
Dark: I usually have decided, I just haven't acted on it yet
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Rainbow, telling Purple about his and Blue's relationship: So I'm seeing someone-
Purple: As in dating or hallucinations?
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Prof. Red: I never know what to say at funerals
Green: Just say 'Sorry for your loss' and move on
*Later at a funeral*
Prof. Red: Sorry for your loss, move on
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Rainbow: Blue, look at these pretty flowers I found by the side of the road!
Blue: Rainbow...why is your arm broken?
Rainbow: That's besides the point, look at these flowers!
In other words, he got run over-
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Purple: Blue, just kiss the one you love
Blue: Um...Green...
Green, blushing: Yes, Blue?
Blue: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Rainbow
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Nightmare, to Rainbow, Blue and Prof. Red: I know what you three are up to
Prof. Red: Really? Because we really don't
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Rainbow: I'm bisexual, so I can only be attracted to 2 things
Rainbow: I've chosen sticks and Blue
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*In a public bathroom*
Red: 'Baby changing station?'
Red: *Covers the 'c' in 'changing' with his hand*
Red: Baby hanging station!
Other Red steves: *Applaud and cheer*
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Green: Short people don't have kneecaps
Rainbow: That's why we steal kneecaps
Geez now I'm running out of SSO incorrect quotes-
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