HOLY- 10k READS ON THIS BOOK?! What?!?!
Tysm guys! 😁😁😁
Time, talking to Elemental on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Elemental: You bet!
Time: At what temperature?
Elemental: 535
Time: That's the clock
Elemental:
Time:
Elemental: 536
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Rainbow: Sabre! There's a message in my alphabet soup!
Rainbow: It says 'ooooo'
Sabre: *Inhale*
Sabre: Rainbow, those are Cheerios
Rainbow: Oh
Rainbow: What's a Cheerio?
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Soul: I smell an idiot!
Corruption: You should take a bath then
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Dark, watching a baking show: I don't care how good her fondant is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture, her consistency is going to be way off
Time, on the other side of the room: YOU'VE NEVER BAKED IN YOUR LIFE
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Void: Your task is to anger an entire room of steves. How do you do it?
Undercover Sabre, about his regular self in the season: Show up, usually
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Galaxy: I'm hungry
Light: You've had enough food!
Galaxy: I'm starving!!
Light: We just left the buffet! You had 5 meals!!
Galaxy: HUNGRY!!!!
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Shadow: Am I right, Dark?
Dark, after being freed from Shadow's control: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening
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M: Educated people are hot
Sabre: Uh, why?
M: Because they've got more degrees
Sabre:
Prof. Red:
Prof. Red:
Prof. Red: *Lights himself on fire* You were saying?
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Soul: Getting into trouble a little early, Corrupt?
Corruption: You're only in trouble if you get caught
Void: *Stands behind him*
Corruption: I'm in trouble, aren't I?
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
