Shadow: I'm kind of like the brother you never wanted, haha
Hypno: You ARE the brother I never wanted
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Nightmare: Did you stab that guy?
Dark: No. Should I? I can go back
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Rainbow: Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people with sticks, and see where that takes us
Sabre: No
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Shadow: My favorite acronym is BBQ
Shadow: It stands for 'blease be quiet'
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Elemental: Hello? Police? There's an insanely good-looking man in my house
Elemental: Wait a second. Cancel that, it's only my reflection
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Overseer: I'm small but knowing
Galaxy: You don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like
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Nightmare, drunk, pointing at Dark: That's my boyfriend, suckers!
Dark: Your husband, Nightmare
Nightmare: My husband! Even better!
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Shadow: It's almost time to switch from my regular old everyday knives to my fancy Christmas knives
Hypno: There's a difference?
Shadow: Yeah, the Christmas ones light up
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Rainbow, being kidnapped: Will I need my toothbrush?
Nightmare, who's kidnapping him: Shut up
Rainbow: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:✧*⋆.*:・゚✧.: ⋆*・゚:...