Elemental: The next time I hear someone say to me, 'Weird flex but okay,' I am gonna kick them in the shin
Time: Preposterous boast but alas
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Void: I'm going to sleep, don't do any murders until tomorrow
Rainbow: Okay Void, we won't kill anyone
Corruption: Ugh, fine
Soul:
Soul: I'M GOING TO STEAL FROM PEOPLE WITH CORRUPT!
Void: Technically not murder, I'll allow it
Rainbow: WHAT?
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M: I don't know how to tell you this, Sabre, but you're in love with me
Sabre: I am?
Sabre:
Sabre: Oh my Origin, I am
Shadow: What kind of confession did I just witness?
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Nightmare: I'm going to take you out
Rainbow: Great, it's a date!
Nightmare: I meant that as a threat
Rainbow: See you at five!
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Elemental: Can I-
Time: No
Elemental: Wha-
Time: No
Elemental: You don't even-
Time: No
Elemental: Let me-
Time: No
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Shadow: Whenever I get myself in a tough situation, I think to myself...
Shadow: 'What would Sabre do?'
Shadow: And then do the exact opposite
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Sabre, pointing a paintball gun at his friends: Listen...life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us...and today, it's gonna give you...a paintball!
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Corruption: When someone says don't do it, do it twice and take pictures
Soul: Don't fall on the ground purposefully
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Depressed Rainbow: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
