*When they're all exhausted after a mission*
Sabre: I'm so tired I could eat a horse
Lucas: I identify as a horse and this offends me
Rainbow: I identify as offends and this horses me
Light: I offend horses, identify me
Ghost: Okay but why would you eat a horse if you're tired?
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Negative: I'm on my way, what should I bring?
Positive: A good attitude
Negative: I'm not coming
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Shadow: If karma doesn't hit you, I fricking will
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*When Rainbow and Light lived together*
*Strange noise sounds in the middle of the night*
Light: What was that?
Rainbow, already packing his bags: None of our business, that's what
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Sabre: Yesterday I accidentally kicked Ghost in the face and I couldn't decide between saying 'I'm so sorry' or 'are you okay?'
Sabre: So I panicked and yelled 'ARE YOU SORRY?!'
Sabre: Ghost is giving me the silent treatment, and Lucas STILL hasn't stopped laughing at me
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Shadow, walking up to Hypno outside of a museum: You got kicked out too?
Hypno: Yeah...for yelling
Shadow: You yelled in a museum? That's new
Hypno: What did you do?
Shadow: I stole a pterodactyl skeleton
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Rainbow, looking at a jar of candy: Oh, is this one of those challenges where you guess how many are in there?
Rainbow: Easy guess
Rainbow, now with his mouth full of candy: Zero
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Galaxy: Don't do anything stupid 'til I get back
Void: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you
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*Past Galaxy family*
Baby Time: *Sitting on the ground, babbling and waving around a teddy bear*
Elemental: Precious child
Baby Time: *Holds onto Elemental's legs and uses them to help himself up*
Elemental: I will kill for you
Baby Time: *Happy squealing*
Elemental: *Clutches heart*
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