Void: Am I a good person? No
Void: But do I try to be better every single day?
Void: Also no
~~~
Sabre: But the point is, someone hit Light and we need to kill them!
Lucas: But that's illegal!
Sabre:
Lucas: I'm just messing with you. I'm in
Rainbow: So am I
~~~
Genie: You get three wishes
Purple: I wish that every time Galaxy is confused, he gets a nickel
*Later*
Galaxy: Where'd this nickel come from?
*Another nickel falls from the sky*
Galaxy: What-
*Two hours later*
Galaxy: Someone help! I'm drowning in nickels!
~~~
Void: I was just going down the street and I saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and were trying to summon a demon
Sabre: And why are you surprised that you showed up at that moment?
~~~
Sabre: Okay, let's stop using the term 'butthurt.' We're not 12 anymore
Rainbow: You sound fannytroubled
Lucas: A little bootybothered if you ask me
Rainbow and Lucas, simultaneously: Someone's having a tushytantrum
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Positive: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired,' and start saying 'sleepy'
Shadow: Im so sleepy of your nonsense
~~~
Galaxy, reading baking instructions: Chill in freezer for 30 minutes
*30 minutes later*
Galaxy, climbing out of the freezer: Alright, next step
~~~
Sabre: Could you please pass the sugar?
Rainbow: *Throws Light across the table*
~~~
Dark: Whoever makes Shadow go to sleep gets $100
Negative, holding a baseball bat: Alright, where is he?
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