#155 (Steve Saga)

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Void: Am I a good person? No

Void: But do I try to be better every single day?

Void: Also no

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Sabre: But the point is, someone hit Light and we need to kill them!

Lucas: But that's illegal!

Sabre:

Lucas: I'm just messing with you. I'm in

Rainbow: So am I

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Genie: You get three wishes

Purple: I wish that every time Galaxy is confused, he gets a nickel

*Later*

Galaxy: Where'd this nickel come from?

*Another nickel falls from the sky*

Galaxy: What-

*Two hours later*

Galaxy: Someone help! I'm drowning in nickels!

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Void: I was just going down the street and I saw that some kids painted a pentagram on the sidewalk and were trying to summon a demon

Sabre: And why are you surprised that you showed up at that moment?

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Sabre: Okay, let's stop using the term 'butthurt.' We're not 12 anymore

Rainbow: You sound fannytroubled

Lucas: A little bootybothered if you ask me

Rainbow and Lucas, simultaneously: Someone's having a tushytantrum

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Positive: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired,' and start saying 'sleepy'

Shadow: Im so sleepy of your nonsense

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Galaxy, reading baking instructions: Chill in freezer for 30 minutes

*30 minutes later*

Galaxy, climbing out of the freezer: Alright, next step

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Sabre: Could you please pass the sugar?

Rainbow: *Throws Light across the table*

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Dark: Whoever makes Shadow go to sleep gets $100

Negative, holding a baseball bat: Alright, where is he?

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