So as I was reading through the comments in yesterday's update, I remembered the fact that Sabre could see this book, so I went back and edited the ENTIRE book and made sure no swear words were in it, unless they were needed for the joke, and so Sabre wouldn't have a bad first impression of me. It was also because some characters needed to be changed around, so if you want, you can go and look back on what I changed-
Elemental: Hey, Time! You know how you always wanted an ostrich?
Time: Uhm...no?
*An insane amount of noise comes from the kitchen as Elemental tries to keep the door closed*
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Sabre: *Runs into a glass door and passes out*
M: *Walks away*
Prof. Red: Isn't that your boyfriend...?
M: Shhhhh, lower your voice
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Rainbow: Hey, Void, I- what are you-
Void: *Leans into Rainbow's face with a low hum and sexy smile*
Rainbow: *Blushing furiously*
Void: *Puts a hand under Rainbow's chin*
Void: *Leans to Rainbow's ear, his hot breath tickling his skin*
Void: I think we should have Chinese for dinner
Void: *Leans back and walks away*
Rainbow: *Exasperated sputtering*
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Nightmare: I like saying no. It lowers everyone's enthusiasm
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Dark: Hey Sabre, how do I ask someone out?
Sabre: Well, you see-
M: No, don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald's bathroom
Time:
Time: ...and you said yes
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*Whenever Rainbow makes up a plan*
Rainbow: What could go wrong?
Light: Absolutely everything
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Shadow, hoarsely: I'm losing my voice
Dark: Haha, I guess that means you can't yell at us anymore
*Later*
Dark, narrating: Turns out, Shadow is scarier when he's quiet
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シ
Corruption: *Taps table*
Soul: *Taps back*
Undercover Sabre: What the heck are they doing?
Shadow, in his head: I don't know
Rainbow Void: Morse code
Soul: *Taps the table very aggressively*
Corruption: *Slams his hands down and stands up* YOU JERK, TAKE THAT BACK!
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*In a fight with basically any villain that was alive when Rainbow was*
Sabre: Rainbow?! We could REALLY use your help over here!
Rainbow, covered in sleeping piglets: Sorry, I have been chosen. I can't move ever again
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