𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#6 (Steve Saga)

Shadow: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Light: I see you're busting out the spring colors

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Elemental: Are you talking to yourself?

Time: Yes

Time: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house

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Positive: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Dark: I'm a knife

Nightmare, from across the room: He's a little spoon

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Positive: Let me see what you have

Negative: A knife!

Positive: Okay, have fu-

Sabre: NO

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Galaxy: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Lucas: B-bees?

Galaxy: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Lucas: W-wait-

Sabre: *Walks in with a jar of bees*

Lucas: WAIT-

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Shadow: What do you think Nightmare will do for a distraction?

Dark: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I'd do

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dark: ...Or he could do that

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Elemental: We need to distract the guards

Time: What are we gonna do?

Elemental: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes out

Time:

Elemental:

Time: Deal

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Sabre, who was captured: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts

Void, who captured Sabre: Sure they are

Sabre: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are smashed

Void: Okay

Sabre: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Void:

Sabre, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Void: *Crying* Sabre, please stop

Rainbow, fascinated and also captured by Void: No, continue please

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Positive: Can we please stay in your dorm?

Elemental: Why?

Dark: Nightmare played with an Ouija Board and cursed ours

Shadow: Void doesn't know how to banish spirits so he just throws salt at them and yells 'Does this look like a hotel to you?!'