Void: Trust fall
Void, on a bus: *Falls backwards in the aisle but grabs the seats before falling completely*
Reverse, sitting next to where Void fell: Who are you trusting, the seats or yourself?
Void: *Lets go of the seats and falls in the aisle completely*
Void: Only one person: myself, and myself says to trust no one
Void: *Glares at seats he grabbed*
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Elemental: You know those moments we were talking about that were going to last forever?
Time: Yeah?
Elemental: *Blows up the entire room* This is one of them
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Sabre: Reverse, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Reverse: Of course I have
Sabre: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Reverse: It's boring
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(Slight spoilers for season 5)Void: I've learned some very valuable lessons from this
Dark: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you should've actually taken away
Void: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God
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Nightmare: Name a way to be nicer to others
Dark: Don't kill them
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it
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Sabre: *Sneezes*
Rainbow:
Sabre: You're not even going to say 'bless you?'
Rainbow: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed
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Soul: If Corrupt and I were drowning, who would you save?
Rainbow Void: You two can't swim?
Corruption: It's a hypothetical question, Void! Who would you save?
Rainbow Void: My time and effort
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Sabre: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited!
Dark: If?
Nightmare: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die
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Sabre: WHY. Why did you give Dark a KNIFE?!
Rainbow: He said he felt unsafe
Sabre: Now I feel unsafe!
Rainbow: I'm sorry
Rainbow: ...Would you like a knife?
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