𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#24 (Steve Saga)

Sabre: You know, not every problem can be solved with a stick

Rainbow: That's why I carry two sticks

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Time: Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit

Sabre: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

Galaxy: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie

Elemental: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie

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Sabre, bringing Rainbow to a modern theater for the first time: First rule: never buy cinema food. Always come prepared

Rainbow: Prepared?

Sabre, throwing open his oversized coat to reveal rows of snacks: P R E P A R E D

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Dark: Hey Shadow, I'm going to the store. Need anything?

Shadow: A will to live

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Sabre: Big mood

Light: What does that mean, big mood?

Sabre: It kinda means like, me too, I guess

Light: Oh okay

*Later*

Lucas: I'm kinda worried about this mission guys

Light: Big mood Lucas, big mood

Lucas: Sabre what did you do?

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Rainbow: Why is life so hard, Void?

Void: Don't worry Rainbow, I know this all seems unfair now

Void: But someday when you're older and wiser, you'll be able to look back on all this...

Void: And get revenge

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Positive: Psst, Negative

Negative: What?

Positive: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Negative: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person

Positive: Oh, well you don't have to wear it-

Negative: No I'm gonna wear it forever, back off

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Sabre: I'm not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID

Rainbow: *Mumbles*

Sabre: What?

Rainbow: You have to be over 18 to pet puppies in the pet store

Sabre:

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Time: Thanks, dad

Everyone present: *Stares at Time*

Time: Why is everyone staring at me?

Elemental: You just called Galaxy 'Dad'

Galaxy: Do you see me as a father figure, Time?

Time: No. If anything I see you as a 'bother' figure, because you're always bothering me 

So look at that! My second update of the week! 😁

I might not be able to update daily, but I'll try to update as much as possible since you guys seem to like this book

Also, 1k reads already? Tysm guys!! 😁😁😁😊😊