Blue, admiring Rainbow from afar: He could end my life and I'd thank him for it
Prof. Red: I'd thank him for it too
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Purple: Why is there chocolate in the oven?! You could've burned the lab down!
Rainbow: Blue asked for hot chocolate!
Purple: *Deep inhale*
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Prof. Red: I'm not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Green: Is this thing between Rainbow and Blue supposed to be a secret?
Purple: Oh please. The only people who don't know about Rainbow and Blue are Rainbow and Blue
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Blue: I want you to look at me straight in the eyes
Rainbow: You can't have me look at those eyes and expect me to be straight
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Prof. Red: It's weird you celebrate Christmas, didn't you say you don't believe in God?
Purple: It's weird you celebrate Valentine's Day, didn't you say nobody likes you?
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Rainbow: Today is the best day ever. I'm like, really thriving-
Rainbow: *Drops a piece of paper*
Rainbow: Today is the worst day ever, the universe is against me, I was created only to suffer-
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Dark: I don't really like people, but I guess you're okay
Nightmare: We're daTING
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Rainbow, with his arm stuck in the door of a vending machine: I'm the smartest, most skilled steve in this place
Blue: Are you stuck in that candy machine?
Rainbow: I paid for my Starbursts, I'm getting my Starbursts
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
