#80 (Steve Saga)

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Dark: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Shadow: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid

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Sabre: I have certain standards when looking for a partner. They've got to be smart, resourceful, graceful-

Rainbow: *Trips over his own feet and eats grass*

Sabre: I want that one

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Baby: *Is crying*

Negative: *Awkwardly picks up baby* It's okay...you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

Positive:

Positive: Are you okay??

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Galaxy: Isn't it weird we kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying

Galaxy: Like wow if steves did that to other steves I would have died years ago

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Sabre: Rainbow, I think it's time we tell you; your bacon allergy is a lie

Lucas: We made it up so you'd eat healthier

Rainbow: What? No. No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff

Rainbow: Bacon, doughnuts, meatballs, not saying 'thank you'...

Rainbow:

Rainbow: Oh my gosh

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Negative: Can we just agree not to tell Nightmare about this?

Dark: This isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you

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Lucas: Oh come on, what's the harm in us just...taking a look around?

Sabre: With this group? Clearly, you haven't been paying attention

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Rainbow: I feel bad for Australians

Sabre: Why?

Rainbow: They had to grow up walking on their hands

Sabre:

Sabre: No-

Light: Let him finish

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Dark: Shadow, what did you do?

Shadow: Oh, you can't be mad at me! I was just there, minding my own business-

Dark: We both know that's not true, Shadow

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