Dark: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Shadow: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid
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Sabre: I have certain standards when looking for a partner. They've got to be smart, resourceful, graceful-
Rainbow: *Trips over his own feet and eats grass*
Sabre: I want that one
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Baby: *Is crying*
Negative: *Awkwardly picks up baby* It's okay...you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older
Positive:
Positive: Are you okay??
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Galaxy: Isn't it weird we kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying
Galaxy: Like wow if steves did that to other steves I would have died years ago
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Sabre: Rainbow, I think it's time we tell you; your bacon allergy is a lie
Lucas: We made it up so you'd eat healthier
Rainbow: What? No. No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff
Rainbow: Bacon, doughnuts, meatballs, not saying 'thank you'...
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Oh my gosh
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Negative: Can we just agree not to tell Nightmare about this?
Dark: This isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you
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Lucas: Oh come on, what's the harm in us just...taking a look around?
Sabre: With this group? Clearly, you haven't been paying attention
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Rainbow: I feel bad for Australians
Sabre: Why?
Rainbow: They had to grow up walking on their hands
Sabre:
Sabre: No-
Light: Let him finish
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Dark: Shadow, what did you do?
Shadow: Oh, you can't be mad at me! I was just there, minding my own business-
Dark: We both know that's not true, Shadow
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