Rainbow: What's trying to kill us?
Purple: Nothing...?
Rainbow: That's new
~~~
Prof. Red: This is great!
Green: You've never actually used a gun before, have you?
Prof. Red: *Throws another gun at the target*
Prof. Red: I need more guns
~~~
Rainbow: Sometimes I wonder what life would be like, especially for my friends, if I were a real dirty crime boy out in the streets wreaking havoc
Blue: I'd be living on the moon by now because I wouldn't feel safe anymore
Purple: I'd grab a gun and some knives and join you
Hypno: I'd get you arrested then break you out of prison so I could be a crime boy too without doing anything too dangerous or gruesome
~~~
Rainbow, about Nightmare: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse!
Green: Please don't tell me those aren't the names of your fists
Rainbow: My feet, actually. I'm more of a kicker
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Prof. Red: Fire isn't scary, when you think about it. It's just like water or earth or air, another element of the world that we can't really control. So why are we scared of it?
Rainbow: Hmm, you do have a point there
Blue: This is just like the 'my fish is going to drown' thing all over again I swear-
Prof. Red: But THINK about it
Purple, running into the room with his shirt on fire, effectively scaring everyone: I AM THINKING ABOUT IT AND I CAN SEE FOR A VERY OBVIOUS REASON WHY FIRE IS SCARY
~~~
Nightmare: It's kinda dark in here
Hypno: I got this, just let me-
Dark: If you stomp your light-up sneakers, I will murder you
Hypno: *Slowly lowers feet*
Dark:
Nightmare:
Hypno: *Stomps anyway*
*Scene cuts to Dark chasing Hypno in anger while the latter laughs hysterically and hears his voice glitch*
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Purple: Remember that old saying, 'If at first you don't succeed...'
Prof. Red: 'Try to pretend it never happened'
~~~
Blue: *Taking a nap on the couch*
*The front door opens*
Rainbow, shouting: BLUE!!
Blue:
Blue, grumpily: Whaaaat?
Rainbow: I CAUGHT A BEE!!
*Muffled buzzing sounds*
Blue, sleepily: That's nice...
Blue:
Blue: WAIT WHAT?! PUT IT BACK!!
~~~
Yellow, blowing out his birthday candles: I don't even need to make a wish, because I have everything I need right here!
Everyone: Aww, that's so sweet!
Yellow, in his head: I wish for the brand new limited edition glow in the dark sneakers
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Fanfic𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
