Rainbow: Jail is no fun, I know that
Sabre: You've been there too?!
Rainbow: Once, in Monopoly
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Soul: So what's for dinner tonight?
Corruption: *Stares at burnt toaster in front of them* Regret
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Sabre: Do you want to go hang out at McDonald's?
Depressed Rainbow: My heart says yes but my depression says no
Sabre: Sorry all I heard was 'Yes come oN LET'S GO IN THE BALLPIT'
Depressed Rainbow: SABRE MY DEPRESSION SAYS NO
Sabre: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
Depressed Rainbow: SABRE
Sabre: B A L L P I T
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Dark: I'm a miserable failure
Nightmare: Yes, you are
Dark: I failed my mission
Nightmare: Yes, you did
Dark: I could use some words of encouragement
Nightmare: Yes, you could
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Void: I have feelings for you
Sabre: You do?
Void: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying
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Dark: *Points to high shelf* Can you get that for me?
Reverse: You need me in your life after all
Dark: I could replace you with a stepladder
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Rainbow: Imagine I would have a crush on some-
Sabre: *Grabs his sword and cracks his neck* Name and address?
Rainbow: I SAID IMAGINE
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Galaxy: Why is Rainbow crying?
Sabre: He took one of those 'Which Rainbow Quest Characters Are You' quizzes...
Galaxy: And?
Sabre: He got Void
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Time: So you lied to me
Elemental: That depends on how you define lying
Time: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Elemental: Reclining your body in a horizontal position
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
