#105 (Steve Saga Origins)

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(Ik there's some of you who only read the incorrect quotes I write for SSO, but if you can, please check the author's note I left in the RQ chapter. I want to hear your thoughts on what I suggest. If you care, that is)

Rainbow: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I'll wait

Blue: You and I

Rainbow, crying: Alright

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Hypno: Oh, so when other steves go outside, it's 'good for their health' and 'highly recommended,' but when I do, it's a 'containment breach' and a 'high-level threat to public safety and security,' huh?

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Blue: Amen...where's the holy water?

Red: *Stops drinking*

Red: *Spits the holy water back into the cup*

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*The group getting into their car*

Purple: I'm driving

Hypno, out of view: Shotgun!

Rainbow, turning to face Hypno: Aw, but you had it on the way here-

Everyone but Hypno: WHOA-

Hypno: No no! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat *Pumps gun*

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Prof. Red: I have an idea

Blue: A good one?

Prof. Red: Lets not get ahead of ourselves

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Rainbow: Let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now!

Red: Stabby

Rainbow: Stabbing isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity, which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling

Red: Well, maybe I feel STABBY!

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Green: What are you doing?

Purple: Helping Prof. Red look for the cereal I ate an hour ago

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Rainbow: *Gets a paper cut*

Blue, clenching his fists: Hasn't he freaking been through enough?!

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Prof. Red, showing off his new invention: I've made a robot that screams!

Robot: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Purple: Why?

Prof. Red: It's for when I'm upset

Purple: It's been screaming all day! Is it broken?!

Prof. Red: Nope

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