Well, I watched more Steve Saga yesterday, and now I'm finally at the part where Sabre and Alex become friends and Guardian helps them get to Galaxy Steve, so I might put Alex in some incorrect quotes now :D
Dark: Why would you do such a stupid thing?!
Shadow: For 2 reasons only
Shadow: 1 - The aesthetic
Shadow: 2 - Spite
Shadow: That's it
Dark:
Shadow: Okay, fine I lied
Shadow: 3 - The attention
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Negative: This is stupid
Positive, sitting on Negative's shoulders: The higher I am the better I see
Negative: But- we're the same height...and I can see just fine...
Positive: Hush now, Neg. I am searching
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Light: What does AirBnB mean?
Lucas: Oh, well BnB stands for bed and breakfast-
Rainbow: Bungeons and Bragons
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*Past Galaxy family once again*
Void: Love is weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake
Galaxy: You're literally making Valentine's Day cards for us
Void, pointing the glue gun at him threateningly: You're on thin fricking ice
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*If Shadow was a cop*
Shadow: Start talking!
Arrested person: Well, I-
Shadow: Oh my gosh, SHUT THE FRICK UP!
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*When Sabre and Rainbow were captured by Elemental*
Elemental: Now that I have your attention-
Rainbow: You don't have my attention
Elemental: Gummy bears
Rainbow: Okay, okay I'm listening
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Dark: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT? YOU DIDN'T COME HOME!!
Hypno: I-I was at a party! Smoking weed, I swear!!!
Nightmare: Don't lie! You were at the library, you nerd!
Dark and Nightmare: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!
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Negative: Hello, I'm Negative. Have you or a loved one been injured in an accident?
Negative: Sucks to be you, I guess
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*The kitchen gets set on fire*
Galaxy: Shoot! We need an adult!
Rainbow: WE ARE ADULTS!!
Galaxy, horrified: Oh frick...
Rainbow: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. WHERE'S SABRE??
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
