Not me getting engrossed in Minecraft for 3 hours and forgetting to update the book-
Sabre: From all this laundry that I'm doing, I feel like the first president. I'm Washing-ton
Shadow, not looking up from his book: You don't do our laundry, the cleaning fairy does
Time, walking into the room with a pair of fake wings on his back: I'm off to do the laundry
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シ
Yellow w/ leather chestplate: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire group?
Green: Pretty much, yeah
Yellow w/ leather chestplate: Who's YOUR therapist then?
Green:
Green, holding up a small pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes
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Rainbow: I can't spell love so I spell your name instead
Void:
Void: That's so dumb and cheesy
Rainbow:
Rainbow, about to cry: Huh?
Void: But you're cute and I love you, so I'll take it
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*Losing ___ in a crowd, part 8*
M: *Loses his friends in a crowd*
M: Desperate times call for desperate measures
M, whispering: FavreMyApprentice is a dead ship
Light, from the crowd: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Time, bursting out a nearby window: How DARE you!
Dark, right behind M: Just say that to my knife, buddy
Shadow, walking out of Walmart: First of all-
Prof. Red, crawling out of the sewers: H E Y!
Sabre, curled up in a corner: I thought you loved me...
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シ
Sabre: Look, I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Assistant Steve: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously
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シ
Time: Have you ever noticed that everything falls in a circle?
Elemental:
Time: Most likely because the earth is round, but imagine if the earth is a cube, would things fall in a cube way?
Elemental:
Time: ...El?
Elemental: *Elemental.Exe has crashed*
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M: Hey Sabre...
Sabre: Yeah?
M: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Sabre:
M:
Prof. Red: *Bursts into the house, shaking wedding bells violently*
M: PrOfEsSoR nO
Sabre: *Starts dancing*
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Dark: We need to be careful. Someone here...has been possessed by an owl
Time: Who?
Dark: That's the thing, we don't kno-
Dark:
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Green: Santa is kind of...lazy. He works one day a year and then spends the rest of it judging you
Light: I think him and Assistant Steve would get along quite well come to think of it
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