Sabre: I'm implementing a 'no pets' rule in this town
Rainbow: Well shoot
Rainbow: We can't just throw the Fake Sabres and Fake Lucas out like that
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Nightmare: So...just hypothetically, how does one make a date more romantic?
Hypno: Try being mysterious
Nightmare: Got it
*Later*
Dark: Where are we going?
Nightmare: None of your business
~~~
Positive: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart, and capacity to feel
Negative: You take that back!
~~~
Rainbow: I swing both ways
Rainbow: Violently. With a stick. Don't try me
~~~
Nightmare: You remind me of Saturn, but you're missing one thing...
Nightmare, getting on one knee and pulling out a ring: Will you marry me?
Dark:
Dark: Are you calling me round?
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Shadow: *Pours himself some coffee, then sees that it's practically as thick as soup* Ugh, who made this coffee?!
Hypno: *Sips some* That was me
Shadow: You always make it so strong! Just look at Positive!
Positive, practically vibrating as he clutches his own mug, looking a little crazed: I can see through time
~~~
Sabre: Galaxy often accuses me of having a favorite friend, but that's not true
Sabre: I love Rainbow and all the not-Rainbow's equally
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Purple: Why does your sign say 'Beware of sticks?'
Galaxy: Because sticks are dangerous
Rainbow, in the distance: Take it down or I'll break you with it!
~~~
*Shadow as an airplane pilot*
Shadow: Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. We're about to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly, so please strap in. Negative just bet that I can't do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let's just say that I'm about to be 20 bucks richer real soon
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
