𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#47 (Steve Saga)

Dark: You say you love me, Nightmare? Go on then, prove it. Shout it to the world!

Nightmare: *Whispers in Dark's ear* I love you

Dark: Why did you whisper it?

Nightmare: Because you're my world

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Galaxy: I'm so tired of having to think, 'What would a normal steve do here?'

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SSO + Bluebow. Do I regret it? No

Blue, mockingly: You know you love me! You wanna kiss me! You wanna hug me!

Rainbow: *Walks over to Blue and leans in like he's going to kiss him*

Blue: *Stops talking expectantly*

Rainbow: *Bites candy bar* 

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Dark: I don't need any more friends. I already have, like, 4

Positive: Don't you mean 5?

Dark: *Looks at Shadow* No, I'm pretty sure I meant to say 4

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Lucas: Is that mine?

Light, practically drowning in his hoodie:

Lucas:

Light:

Light: *Smol eyes peaking over the collar* ...No

~~~

Sabre: Hey Rainbow, what's that shirt made of?

Rainbow: It's cotton. It's really soft though doesn't feel like cotton

Sabre: Are you sure it's not ✨Boyfriend✨ material?

Rainbow: What kind of material is that? I don't think so...I mean you can check the tag if you like

Sabre:

Sabre: I don't think you understand

~~~ 

Galaxy: I totally failed my safety and health test today...

Void: How did you manage that?

Galaxy: Well, one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'

Galaxy: 'Freakin large ones' is apparently the wrong answer

Void:

Void: You freaking idiot 

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Dark: You make my heart beat

Nightmare: ...Okay but you do know if your heart doesn't beat you wouldn't be alive, right?

Dark: Exactly

Dark: You make me feel A L I V E

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*Working at a movie theater*

Customer: Popcorn please :)

Positive: Sure! Sweet or salty?

Customer, holding gf's hand: I want it like my girlfriend ;)

Gf: 😊

Negative, walking by: Sorry, they don't sell ugly popcorn

Positive: NEGATIVE-