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#9 (Steve Saga)

I made this one up myself, so sorry if you don't find it funny :p

Positive: Okay, explain why you prefer Dark Steve over Shadow Steve

Nightmare: Do I really have to list all of my reasons?

Positive:

Positive: Only one would do...?

Nightmare: To start, Dark isn't an idiot, he's more handsome, he's obedient...

Positive: I said o n e-

Negative: Let him finish.

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Shadow: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!

Shadow: *Aggressively throws water bottles*

Dark: Um...

Nightmare: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us

Shadow: I APPRECIATE MOSTLY ALL OF YOU!

Positive: *Crying* It's working

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Positive: You will machete through this!

Positive: Make it*

Positive: Do not machete your way through this

Negative: Too late

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Time: Look, let's just agree to say 'I'm sorry' on the count of three

Time: One, two, three

Time:

Elemental:

Time: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us

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(This one happened in class so I wrote it down XD)

Positive: Is he your buddy? *Points to Rainbow*

Sabre: Yes

Positive: Is he your buddy? *Points to Nightmare*

Sabre:

Sabre: We're acquaintances

Nightmare: We hate each other

Sabre: Exactly

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Rainbow: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Negative: I never had one

Rainbow: An imagination or a childhood?

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Void, who hasn't slept in a week: I have FINALLY discovered what's wrong with my brain

Dark: Oh? Do tell...

Void: On the left side nothing's right

Dark: Wait- no!

Void: And on the right side NOTHING'S LEFT! *Manically laughing*

Dark: *Pushes Void to his room to sleep*

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Sabre: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one

Sabre: *Points to Lucas*

Rainbow: *Points to Lucas*

Light: *Points to Lucas*

Lucas: *Points to Galaxy*

Sabre:

Sabre: In every group of friends, there's two-

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Sabre: I'm incredibly fast at math

Lucas: Alright, what's 30 x 17?

Sabre: 47

Lucas: That's not even close

Sabre: But it was fast

Really quick, does anyone else have a glitch where they can't see parts 3, 4, and 5? I can't see them now for some reason :/

EDIT: Nvm I can see them now, but they're in a different order than they should be.

Also, I only published this book 4 days ago and it's already #1 in Steve Saga?! Who would've guessed? 😅