Blue: Rainbow and I have that easy kind of chemistry where we finish each other's-
Rainbow: Homework
Blue:
Rainbow, sliding his homework towards Blue: Please
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Green: And what do we say if something doesn't go our way?
Purple: That's homophobic
Green: No
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Rainbow: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Hypno: Down came my knife and slashed the spider out
Rainbow: ...Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Hypno: But the itsy bitsy spider was never seen again
Rainbow:
Rainbow: I think we learned different versions of that song
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Purple: I freaking hate you
Evil Elder Blue: Thanks, but I asked you to tell me something I didn't know
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Rainbow: When life gives you lemons...
Blue: Say thank you
Prof. Red: Squeeze them into people's eyes for science
Hypno: Don't read them until you're 18?
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Purple: You don't make sense
Prof. Red: That's offensive. I make more money than you
Purple: *Takes 15 seconds to get the joke*
Purple: I'm the offensive one?
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Prof. Red, still awake at 3AM: If you work on a farm but your job is to take care of the chickens, you're a chicken tender
Rainbow, eyes now wide and staring at the ceiling:
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Dark: I'm going to have to break that nerd's kneecaps
Blue: You're going to have to WHAT?!
Dark: And...they're gone
Blue:
Blue: The nerd or his kneecaps?
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Rainbow: Can you check under the bed for monsters?
Hypno: Monsters don't live under beds, they live inside of us
Rainbow:
Hypno: Goodnight
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
