Hypno: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool'
Hypno: But when I do it, I'm 'petty' and 'need to let it go'
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Green: So what did you do when Rainbow asked you out?
Blue: I panicked and screamed 'poggers'
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Purple: I know you love them
Rainbow: I am not in love with Blue!
Purple, staring at Rainbow: I never said who...
Rainbow: *Realizes*
Rainbow: Shoot. Well anyways-
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Blue: Tell him off, Rainbow! Be assertive
Rainbow: That's my ice cream cone!
Blue: Great! Now let him have it!
Rainbow: You can have it
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Red: Everything can be solved with violence
Purple: Except stupidity and ignorance
Red:
Red: Turn on your location
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Rainbow: Um, maybe we should hold hands?
Blue:
Rainbow:
Rainbow: For safety!
Blue: Yeah, sure!
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Purple: Prof. Red thinks he's the smartest one in the room
Blue: I know, right?
Prof. Red: That's because I'm always in a room full of idiots
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Nightmare: It's unhealthy to eat after 7PM
Hypno, getting a snack at 3AM: Well, fortunately time is an illusion
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Blue: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
Green: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard
Purple: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat nachos?
Rainbow: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
