Sabre: How did you find me?
Shadow: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened to the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that
~~~
Dark: What's nostalgia?
Time: It's when you miss something really old
*Later*
Sabre: I'm home!
Time: Aw we missed you!
Dark, whispering: Nostalgia
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Depressed Rainbow: I drink to forget but I always remember
Light: You're drinking a Capri-Sun
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Sabre: I have made the decision to trust you
Shadow: A horrible decision really
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Reverse: Please do hesitate to call me. I hate phone calls
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Depressed Rainbow: *Sneezes*
Depressed Rainbow: Bless you
Light: Did you just bless yourself?
Depressed Rainbow: Well yeah, who else will?
~~~
Time: Any word that ends in 'ie' sounds cute. Like cutie, sweetie-
Elemental, interrupting: And DIE
Time: You had to ruin-
Elemental: LIE too *shrugs*
*Time and Elemental just stare at each other*
~~~
Dark: You need a hobby, Shadow
Shadow: What do you mean? I have a hobby
Dark: Stalking Sabre doesn't count as a hobby
I don't actually ship Shadow and Sabre btw, but again #Shadowisasimp
~~~
Time: *Relaxing peacefully*
Elemental: *Bursts in and dumps water on him* CHWATER
Time: The hec-
Elemental: *Throws dirt* CHEARTH
Time: What are you-
Elemental: *Lights a match and blows it in his face* CHFIRE
Time:
Elemental: *Smacks him with a chair* CHAIR
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
