Lucas: We're all legal adults and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Sabre: But you like your dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Lucas: The four of us are grown men, Sabre.
Light and Rainbow in the background, playing with their chicken nuggets: RAWR RAWR
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Galaxy: There's no 'i' in team but there's one in Pizza
Time: So you're not going to share
Galaxy: I'm not going to share
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Void: Listen, there are three ways to get through life: the right way, the wrong way, and the Void Steve way
Galaxy: Isn't that still the wrong way?
Void: Yes, but it's faster
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Shadow: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Sabre and Lucas: *Get on their knees*
Dark and Nightmare: *Crouch down*
Shadow:
Shadow: I will end you all in your sleep
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Galaxy: Let's play a little game
Void: Sure. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the frick up
Galaxy: Is it me?
Void: It's always you
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Elemental: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Sabre: I've witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff
Rainbow: I've recorded a lot of the dumb stuff
Galaxy: I've joined in on the dumb stuff
Time: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
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For the people who ship TheLightSpike :)
Sabre: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?
Lucas: Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Light couldn't see so I shouted, 'Light, deer!'
Light:
Lucas: Do you want to tell him what your response was?
Light:
Light: 'Yes, honey?'
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Void: Some people are like slinkies
Purple: Explain
Void: Not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs
Purple: Please don't push Galaxy down the stairs
Void: You can't stop me
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Time: *Takes sharp intake of breath* You young homosapian with X and Y chromosomes
Sabre: What?
Elemental: He's saying 'BOI' but in scientific terms
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