#7 (Steve Saga)

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Lucas: We're all legal adults and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!

Sabre: But you like your dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!

Lucas: The four of us are grown men, Sabre.

Light and Rainbow in the background, playing with their chicken nuggets: RAWR RAWR

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Galaxy: There's no 'i' in team but there's one in Pizza

Time: So you're not going to share

Galaxy: I'm not going to share

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Void: Listen, there are three ways to get through life: the right way, the wrong way, and the Void Steve way

Galaxy: Isn't that still the wrong way?

Void: Yes, but it's faster

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Shadow: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?

Sabre and Lucas: *Get on their knees*

Dark and Nightmare: *Crouch down*

Shadow:

Shadow: I will end you all in your sleep

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Galaxy: Let's play a little game

Void: Sure. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the frick up

Galaxy: Is it me?

Void: It's always you

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Elemental: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Sabre: I've witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff

Rainbow: I've recorded a lot of the dumb stuff

Galaxy: I've joined in on the dumb stuff

Time: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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For the people who ship TheLightSpike :)

Sabre: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Lucas: Well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Light couldn't see so I shouted, 'Light, deer!'

Light:

Lucas: Do you want to tell him what your response was?

Light:

Light: 'Yes, honey?'

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Void: Some people are like slinkies

Purple: Explain

Void: Not really good for much but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs

Purple: Please don't push Galaxy down the stairs

Void: You can't stop me

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Time: *Takes sharp intake of breath* You young homosapian with X and Y chromosomes

Sabre: What?

Elemental: He's saying 'BOI' but in scientific terms

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