Rainbow: *Smiles*
Void: *Slightly blushes* *Slams the door* That's it, I'm killing him
Corruption: Or you could just ask him out
Void: Ki...killing is easier...
~~~
M: Can you turn on the light?
Sabre: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life
M: That's really sweet Sabre but I literally just ran into a wall
~~~
*Set sometime during Elemental's villain arc*
Time: Sabre I'm worried
Sabre: About what?
Time: I just get this feeling that someone is staring at me all the time (Heh, time pun-)
Sabre: Don't worry, Time-
Elemental, with binoculars and a megaphone in his hand: YEAH DON'T WORRY
~~~
*At a museum*
Employee: What have you done?! You just broke an irreplaceable ancient relic!
Shadow: My name is Sabre and yes I did indeed do this, this horrible thing, all me, Sabre
~~~
Soul: I'm just saying it's ridiculous
Void: My car, my rules
Everyone there:
Corruption: Ok but Rainbow is ALWAYS sitting in the front seat and we're squeezed in the backseat
~~~
M: Sabre and I...are dating
Red Steves + Rainbow Kingdom: *Gasps*
M: Sabre, why are YOU surprised?!
~~~
*Sabre puts on platform boots for some reason*
Depressed Rainbow: Lol step on my neck
Sabre, eyes bulging out of his head from behind the blindfold: What?!
Depressed Rainbow: I said step on my neck
Sabre:
Sabre: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!
~~~
Soul: Don't stand if you can sit down and don't sit if you can lay down
Corruption: Wow Soul. Who said that?
Soul: Me. I did
~~~
Sabre: *Walking into the living room* Hey M have you seen my hood-
M: *Sleeping peacefully on the couch in Sabre's hoodie*
Sabre: *Whispers fondly* Oh my gosh...
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