Sabre: The world was normal sometimes, until I joined it
Orange:
Orange: Ok
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Soul: Corrupt
Corruption: Rainbow
Rainbow: Void
Void: Can someone just tell me why the heck are we absentmindedly reciting names at 3AM?
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Time: Did you know that if you break a bone, it'll heal stronger than before?
Elemental: So what you're saying is...I should break every bone in my body and become invincible
Time: No, that is not what I'm saying at all
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Waiter: How old is your son?
Sabre: Oh, he's not my-
Waiter: Kids eat free
Shadow:
Sabre:
Sabre: This is my son, Shadow. He's 12 but growing up so fast. Isn't he adorable?
Shadow, under his breath: I will kill you
Sabre: Hush, child of mine. It's cheaper
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Void: I have very high standards
Rainbow: *Walks in and nearly falls flat on his face* Hey guys!
Void:
Void: I want that one
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M: I messed up
Sabre: What happened?
M: I'm falling for someone
Sabre: Wow, they must be special if they're making the cold Red Apprentice fall in love
M, looking at Sabre: Y-yeah, they really are
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Light: The other day, a man sang 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'
Light: And then Galaxy broke his nose with a dictionary
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Sabre: You gave Rainbow coffee?!
Galaxy: Of course not. I gave him this can of fruit juice *Shows him 3 empty cans of Red Bull*
Rainbow, wearing board shorts and a Shrek mask: *Crashes through the window* YIPEE KI-YAY! LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM IF YOU'RE WIRED AND TIRED *Screams in pain*
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Dark, after he turned good and Light doesn't know: Are we fighting or flirting?
Light: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Dark: Your point?
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