Demon Void: I'm back~
Sabre: What the- you cant be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die
Demon Void: Death is a social construct
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Corruption, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Soul, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids
Void: What the heck are you two doing?
Corruption: Playing systemic oppression
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Someone, going over Reverse's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative
Reverse: Yes, I am
Someone: Okay...May I know what you create?
Reverse: Problems
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(This one is from KellyTheKitty4 , once again. And once again am I grateful for her help when it comes to finding incorrect quotes :D And since there's gonna be more quotes from her in this update, and maybe for the next few days, I'll just put this シ above it to show it's from her)
Sabre: *Slams books down on the table*
Sabre: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night
M: You could've said anything else
Sabre: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja blast to fuel my trouble
M, exasperated, hiding his head in his hands: I'm going to stop challenging you when you say random things. I won't win. I realize this now
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シ
Corruption: I've invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game...
Soul, nodding: Knife Monopoly?
Corruption: I was actually gonna hunt you down for sport but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is-
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シ
Elemental: What if vampires aren't affected by the sun and just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck?
Time, sarcastically: What if you CAN eat asbestos and constriction companies have just been hoarding their delicious, delicious asbestos for years?
Elemental: YOU. You get it
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シ
Sabre: I really love you, M
M:
Sabre:
M:
Sabre:
M: *Slowly pulls a huge binder out of nowhere*
Sabre: What- what is that????
M: Just my plan for our wedding. I've been preparing it since we first met
M: I already promised Time he could set off the fireworks
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Shadow, taping a knife to a Roomba and setting it free: Be free, my creation
Dark, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE FRICK-
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Green (the one that helped Sabre in season 3): Roses are red
Green: Violets are blue
Green: Sunflowers are yellow
Green: I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts, sorry
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