If Galaxy existed at the same time Time and Elemental did:
Galaxy: While I'm gone, Elemental, you're in charge
Elemental: Yes!!!
Galaxy, whispering: Time, you're secretly in charge
Time: Obviously
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Sabre: Did you have to stab him?
Shadow: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me
Sabre: What did he say?
Shadow: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'
Dark: That's fair
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M: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?!
Prof. Red: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen
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Tiny bit of Voidbow in this one because why not XDCorruption: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
Soul: I sleep with a knife
Void: You're both pathetic
Corruption: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Void: Rainbow
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Sabre: When you said 'magical in bed,' this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Rainbow: *Holds up an 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Sabre, softly: Holy Origin
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Time: I don't have the energy for this
Elemental: For what?
Time: *Gestures vaguely around the Time Dimension*
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Sabre: I've figured out why you're such a jerk, you have updog!
Shadow: What's updog?
Sabre: Dark, get in here! I told you I could do it!
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*Light and Sabre are attempting to sneak into Void's lair but find Darkness guarding it*
Light: We need a distraction
Sabre: Right
Light: What are you gonna do?
Sabre: I'm gonna kill them all. That'll distract them
~~~
Elemental: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Time: Ha! I can do anything better than you
Elemental: No you can't!
Literally everyone who's met them: Yes he can
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