Time: Wanna get something to eat?
Sabre: Sure. Is Elemental coming too?
Time: I actually haven't seen him in a while. I don't think he's awake right now
Elemental, from atop the fridge: You'd be incorrect in that conjecture, Time Steve
Time: HOLY ORIGIN-
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Prof. Red: Hey, is something burning?
Red Leader: It's you. You're burning
Prof. Red, noticing his arms are on fire: That explains a lot
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Soul: How are you going to carve a giant pumpkin?
Corruption: The same way I make onion rings
Corruption: *Grabs a chainsaw*
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Sabre: Trust fall
M, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you
Sabre: Trust. Fall.
M: I said no-
Sabre: Im falling!
M, diving over two beds to catch him: For goodness sakes, Sabre!
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Evil Dark: Walking's for losers!
Evil Dark: *Fails to land on a skateboard and falls*
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Dark: Hey, do you want some leftovers?
Shadow: What's that?
Dark: You've never had leftovers??
Shadow: No, because I'm not a quitter
Dark: True point. But I was talking about food
Shadow: Oh
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Sabre: Rainbow is no longer allowed to take out the trash at night. Why you ask? Because I've caught him, five times now, trying to train pigs to fight
Rainbow, with his arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the 3rd pig battalion saves your butt
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Sabre: I accidentally burned down the kitchen making scrambled eggs
Dark: *Spits out coffee* You did wHAT
Time: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
Sabre, turning to the camera: Despite being at a loss for words, both of them proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes
Time: *Stops ranting* What are you looking at?
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Soul, holding the door open: After you
Corruption: No, after you
Soul: I insist, after you!
Void: *Pushes past both of them* After me
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Fanfic𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
