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#93 (Steve Saga Origins)

Purple: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Prof. Red: Do you mean literally or figuratively?

Purple: Honestly, the fact I have to specify...

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Hypno: Would you be disappointed if I-

Dark: Yes

Hypno: I didn't even get to finish the question

Dark: No need to, I'm always disappointed in you

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*After Blue's death*

Green: Do you wanna talk about it?

Rainbow, face down on the sand, crying: Bold of you to assume something is wrong

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(Pretend Darkmare is married for this one)

Nightmare: You're a lying, cheating, piece of crap! You're not the person I married!

Dark: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking Hypno with me!

Hypno, pulling the Monopoly board away from them: ...Perhaps we should stop playing now

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Rainbow: *Signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

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Dark: You love me, right, Nightmare?

Nightmare: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it

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Purple: Hey, Blue? Can I get some dating advice?

Blue: Just because I'm with Rainbow doesn't mean I know how I did it

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*Once again, after Blue's death*

Purple: It's been a week since Blue's funeral

Purple: Do you really have to go back to pranking people?

Rainbow: Wait-

Rainbow: Let's ask Blue

Rainbow: *Pulls out an Ouija board*

Rainbow: Do you want me to stop pranking others?

Blue, from the Spirit World: A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y N-O-T

Purple:

Rainbow: He said no

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Green: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Purple: It isn't smirking at anyone; they're just imagining it

Green: Three of us saw it, Purple. How do you explain that?

Purple: *Points at Blue* Sleep deprivation

Purple: *Points to Rainbow* Paranoia

Purple: *Points to Hypno* Delusional personality disorder