Blue: *Trying to get past the door*
Rainbow: Halt traveler, you must solve my riddle to continue
Blue, sighing: Look, Rain-
Rainbow: ONE of us only tells the truth, the other only tells LIES
Blue: I said I was freaking sorry okay
~~~
Green, as a cop: I pulled you over because you were going 68 on a 55
Purple: 68? Dang, can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud?
Green: Um okay
*Later in court*
Judge: HOW were you going 420 on a 55???
~~~
*Darkmare on a date*
Dark: *Steals some of Nightmare's food*
Nightmare:
Nightmare: *Puts the engagement ring back in his pocket*
~~~
*Blue and the Professor arguing*
Blue: You know there's a 'U' in stupid right?!
Prof. Red: OH YEAH?
Prof. Red: WELL THERE'S AN 'I' IN STUPID TOO!
Blue:
Prof. Red: Wait
~~~
Rainbow: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you
Hypno: Yeah, I know. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything
~~~
Blue: So last night I dreamed that I was talking with Leonardo DiCaprio and I asked him, 'What's your sign?'
Blue: And he said 'Dicapricorn' and I started laughing so hard I woke up
~~~
Green: Aww, some child drew a funny looking dog!
Purple: There aren't any children here
Rainbow, clenching his jaw: ...That's a giraffe
~~~
Prof. Red: I think I speak for all of us when-
Blue: He doesn't
Green: He doesn't
Rainbow: He doesn't
Purple: He does
~~~
Blue: Sit down
Yellow: Nobody tells me what to do!
Green: Sit down
Yellow: *Immediately sits down*
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
