#186 (Steve Saga Origins)

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Blue: *Trying to get past the door*

Rainbow: Halt traveler, you must solve my riddle to continue

Blue, sighing: Look, Rain-

Rainbow: ONE of us only tells the truth, the other only tells LIES

Blue: I said I was freaking sorry okay

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Green, as a cop: I pulled you over because you were going 68 on a 55

Purple: 68? Dang, can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud?

Green: Um okay

*Later in court*

Judge: HOW were you going 420 on a 55???

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*Darkmare on a date*

Dark: *Steals some of Nightmare's food*

Nightmare:

Nightmare: *Puts the engagement ring back in his pocket*

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*Blue and the Professor arguing*

Blue: You know there's a 'U' in stupid right?!

Prof. Red: OH YEAH?

Prof. Red: WELL THERE'S AN 'I' IN STUPID TOO!

Blue:

Prof. Red: Wait

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Rainbow: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you

Hypno: Yeah, I know. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything

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Blue: So last night I dreamed that I was talking with Leonardo DiCaprio and I asked him, 'What's your sign?'

Blue: And he said 'Dicapricorn' and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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Green: Aww, some child drew a funny looking dog!

Purple: There aren't any children here

Rainbow, clenching his jaw: ...That's a giraffe

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Prof. Red: I think I speak for all of us when-

Blue: He doesn't

Green: He doesn't

Rainbow: He doesn't

Purple: He does

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Blue: Sit down

Yellow: Nobody tells me what to do!

Green: Sit down

Yellow: *Immediately sits down*

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