𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#185 (Steve Saga)

Rainbow: Guys, I think we should adopt another kid

Lucas: Great idea

Sabre: No

Rainbow: Well, why not?

Sabre: Because by kid, you mean chicken, and we already have 24 of those-

Rainbow, pulling his hands from behind his back: 25

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*Doctor AU*

Nightmare: Look, I know we dated, but let's try and keep things professional

Dark: Okay, so what did I break?

Nightmare, throwing down the x-rays: My hEART DARK

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Hypno: Someone told Dark to hug all of his problems

Reverse: And what did he do?

Hypno: He hugged all of us except for Nightmare

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Sabre: I can say no to Light

Rainbow: I think you're underestimating Light's power

Rainbow: I once saw Light smile in front of Lucas and Lucas had to go lie down for an hour

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Dark: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Nightmare, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: Frick

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Positive: My policy is, 'If you see something, say something'

Negative, raising his hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk yesterday

Positive: Outstanding, this is what I'm talking about people!

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Alex: Fight me!

Origin: Ha, look at your size!

Origin: What are you gonna do? Kick my ankle?

*Later*

Galaxy: Hey Sabre? Do you know why Origin is crying?

Sabre: Alex kicked him really hard in the ankle

Once again, going on a limb, but from what I saw last time I used Origin and Alex, I'm hoping this works too-
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Dark, talking and writing out loud: Shadow, if you're reading this-

Hypno: Can Shadow read?

Dark:

Dark: Negative, if you're reading this to Shadow-

Hypno: Can Negative read??

Dark:

Dark: POSITIVE, if you're reading this-

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Overseer: Somebody once told me the world was gonna-

Galaxy: -End on December 21st, 2012. I bought all of this freaking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now I'm $10,000 in debt and have pasta everywhere in my house