#119 (Steve Saga)

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Positive, rolling by unsteadily on heeleys: JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!

Nightmare: ...Positive NO!!

Dark: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE?!

Negative, slowly rolling past on his own heeleys: *Casually flips off Dark with both hands*

Negative: *Speeds up in case Positive falls*

Dark: *Offended Dark noises*

Shadow: *Looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

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Sabre: Sometimes I wish we had normal people problems

Lucas: That would be nice

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Galaxy: *Staring up at the ceiling*

Purple: What are you doing?

Galaxy: Stargazing

Purple:

Purple: Those are just pictures of you taped to the ceiling

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Light, in the dark: What was that noise?!

Rainbow: I don't know, compliment it before it destroys us

Light and Rainbow:

Light: You have lovely eyes

Shadow, turning on the lights: Okay, first of all, rude

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Sabre: I think the words you're searching for are 'I surrender'

Negative: The word I'm searching for I can't say because Positive is present!

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Ghost: Sometimes I wonder how many steves cry themselves to sleep

Plague: Are you implying that you do?

Ghost:

Plague:

Faceless: Who doesn't?

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Shadow: I've killed more steves than I can count

Dark: Because you've killed a lot of steves, or because you can't count very high?

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Sabre: You know, I had a dream about a woman last night

Galaxy:

Lucas:

Galaxy: Did you kiss her?

Lucas: *Bursts into uncontrollable laughter*

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Rainbow: Hey Void, you're like the boardwalk

Void: I am?

Rainbow: Yeah, you smell like crap

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