Lucas: Cute~
Light, blushing: Me?
Lucas: No, I was talking to that ocelot we just passed
Light: Oh...
Lucas: *Laughs* You know you're cuter than that ocelot we passed
Light: *Looks down in embarrassment*
~~~
SSO and Bluebow again because yes-
Blue: So...what do you want for your birthday?
Rainbow: A kiss
Blue: W-what...No I can't do that!
Rainbow: *Uses puppy eyes* B-b-but it's my birthday...pleasssseee?
Blue: *Nervous and blushing* Uhh how about I take you out to a nice dinner?
Rainbow: Then will you get to kiss me?
Blue: I-I will think about it...*Nervous laugh*
~~~
Shadow: Am I in trouble?
Dark: Take a guess
Shadow: No...?
Dark: Take another guess
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Negative: Remember that time you dared me to lick a frozen pole?
Positive: No, I said 'Negative, do not lick the pole,' and you said 'Don't tell me what to do' and then you licked the pole
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Lucas: I'm gay
Sabre: I thought you were American
Lucas: I'm AUSTRALIAN
Sabre: WE CAN'T ALL HAVE PERFECT VINE REFERENCES LUCAS
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You already know what I'm going to say here-
Blue: *Applying chapstick*
Rainbow: What flavor is that?
Blue: Oh, it's watermelon
Rainbow: Can I try some?
Blue: Sure *Hands over the chapstick*
Rainbow: *Kisses Blue* Oh wow, it does taste like watermelon!
Blue: *Has stopped functioning*
~~~
Time: So what's it like living with Rainbow, Lucas, Light and Galaxy?
Sabre: Imagine living with actual civilized people
Time: Okay...
Sabre: Now throw that idea out the window
~~~
Lucas: I have no fear
Galaxy: Hey bro, Light almost fell down the stairs
Lucas: I have one fear
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Sabre: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
Rainbow: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?
Sabre:
Rainbow: Never mind I get it
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