Plague, in a dramatic voice: And they called me a fool!
Sabre, tired of Plague's nonsense: They weren't wrong
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Light: I wish I had the ability to make others really nervous
Rainbow: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me
Lucas: As a boy, I can confirm that makes me really nervous
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Nightmare: How's the most handsome steve in the world doing?
Dark: I don't know, how-
Shadow, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks
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Negative: I am no one's steve
Negative: I am a warrior and no one can control me
Negative: I have a heart of ice
Positive: I'm cold
Negative: Oh my gOSH DO YOU NEED A BLANKET, SOME TEA AND MAYBE A HUG?!?!
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Sabre: Okay, does everyone know what they're doing?
Galaxy: In general or the plan?
Sabre: The plan, Galaxy
Galaxy: Phew
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You know what I'm going to say and I'm glad we're getting closer to the SSO chapters so I can stop putting this over and over-
Rainbow: There's someone I really like, but I don't know how to tell them
Blue: Invite them out; ask if they're free
Rainbow: Are you free?
Blue: No, ask them
Rainbow: I did
Blue: Really?! What did they say?
Rainbow: You tell me
Blue: Why me??
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Shadow: I know we don't always see eye-to-eye on things
Dark: That's because you're too short
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Positive: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed
Negative: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!
Positive: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to scare you
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Sabre: There's seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Rainbow: Have everyone stand
Light: Bring three more chairs
Lucas: The seven best of the group can sit down
Plague, who's still part of the Rainbow Town: Kill three
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