M: I like people who are environmentally aware
Sabre, pointing outside the window: That's a cloud
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Soul: If at first you don't succeed, try try and try-
Corruption: A gun
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Rainbow: I think I'll go to bed early today
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Is that the sun?
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Time: Grab your car keys, we're taking Sabre to a hospital
Dark, shocked: What? What happened?
Time, pointing out the window: Look
Sabre, cutting a pineapple: SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
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Soul: CORRUPT HAND OVER YOUR PHONE!
Corruption: NEVER!
Soul: YOU CLOWN!
Corruption: AT LEAST I STILL HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Soul: YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Corruption: OH I THINK I JUST DID!
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Shadow: I'm so tired of this life.
Shadow: I want to be a Roomba
Shadow: I want knives taped to me
Shadow: And I want to be set loose
Anyone remember the incorrect quote where Shadow created that exact thing? Yeah good times since this book will have to be completed in 25 chapters-
~~~Sabre: How come you don't have an S.O.?
M: Eh, I have a strict dad
M: How come you don't have an S.O.?
Sabre: Eh, you have a strict dad
Headcannon about Red Leader and M: they have a father-son relationship. If they didn't, why else would Hypno want to see M so badly?
~~~Elemental: OMG ZOMBIES!
Time: Don't worry
Time: Zombies want brains. You're safe
Elemental:
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Sabre, laying in bed: What flavor is water...
Time, walking through the door: Who taught the first teacher?
Shadow, looking in from the window: What color is a mirror?
Dark, crashing through the roof: Who put the alphabet in order?
Sabre: Guys it's 1AM-
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