𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#100 (Steve Saga)

So since this is the 100th chapter of this book, I wanted to do something special for it. Thanks to KellyTheKitty4 , we read through a Tumblr blog full of SS, RQ, and SSO incorrect quotes, and this one I found for SS is perfect for a 100th chapter special in my opinion. However, this will be the only one in this chapter, since it's so long. I hope you enjoy though, and thanks for 6k reads, as well as giving me the motivation and support that's gotten me and this book this far! 😁

Prof. Red: Last week I gave a fire safety talk, and nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher

Prof. Red: *Sneaks into the Rainbow House and fills a garbage can with paper and lighter fluid*

Prof. Red: Today, smoking is gonna save lives

Prof. Red: *Lights a cigarette and throws it into the garbage can, starting a fire*

*A few minutes later...*

*Prof. Red, Sabre, Rainbow, Alex, Galaxy, Lucas, Green, Yellow, Purple, and Blue are hanging out in the Rainbow House*

Prof. Red: *Sees that no one is noticing the smoke entering through the gap of one door*

Prof. Red: Does anyone smell anything smoky?

Rainbow, not looking up from admiring Phil the Egg: Did you bring your jerky in again?

Blue: *Looks up and notices the smoke*

Blue: *Jumps up and points at smoke* Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!

Lucas: What–

Purple: Whoa, fire!

*Everyone except Prof. Red freaks out*

Prof. Red: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure?! What do we do, people?!

Blue: The phones are dead

Prof. Red, pretending to be in shock: Oh, how did that happen?!

Galaxy: The smokes out in the hall!

Prof. Red: No, we don't know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct

Sabre: OH MY GOD OKAY IT'S HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM!

Prof. Red: What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?

Sabre: STAY *BLEEPING* CALM

Sabre: *Runs to the door on the opposite wall, with everyone following him. He reaches for the door handle*

Prof. Red: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-

Sabre: EVERYONE, NOW *BLEEPING* CALM DOWN!

Prof. Red: No! No, Sabre! No! Touch the handle. If it's hot, there could be a fire in the hallway

Sabre:

Sabre: *Hovers hand over the handle*

Sabre: What does warm mean?

*Everyone groans*

Prof. Red: Not a viable option. What next?!

Blue: Try a different door!

*Everyone runs to another door, with Purple leading the way*

Prof. Red: Oh! Here's a door. Check that one out. How's the handle?

Purple: It– it's warm

Prof. Red: Another option?

Alex: Back door!