Still SSO and Bluebow-
Still grateful we're 12 chapters away from the SSO chapters-
Blue: There's no way you're not warm now, you're just being ridiculous now
Rainbow, with a muffled voice: I'm warm and content and I'm not moving, you can have your jacket back later
Blue: I swear, if there's any glitter on it...
Rainbow: Don't be bitter, embrace the glitter
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Nightmare: You know, I'm jealous of you
Dark: Huh? Why?
Nightmare: Your partner is way hotter than mine *Walks away*
Dark: Wait but-
Dark: But wE ARE DATING-
Dark: COME BACK HERE YOU JERK
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Shadow, on the phone: Hey, do you have $2,500?
Positive: What do you need $2,500 for?
Shadow: An escape room
Positive: What escape room costs that much?
Shadow: Jail
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Galaxy: *Falls through the roof of the Rainbow House*
Sabre:
Galaxy:
Sabre: Hey, Galaxy
Galaxy: Hey, Sabre
Galaxy:
Galaxy: That hurt
~~~
Lucas: *Hands a bowl of soup to Light*
Half of Lucas' brain: Careful, it's hot
Other half of Lucas' brain: I made some soup
Lucas: Careful, it's soup!
~~~
*Sabre and Rainbow grocery shopping*
Rainbow: Are we done yet? I'm bored
Sabre: Yeah, we're done...
Rainbow: *Rejoices*
Sabre: ...with this half of the shopping list
Rainbow: Why must you be so cruel to me?
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Negative: Yeah, I've never been a fan of romance
Dark: *Rolls his eyes*
Negative: What?
Dark: Last week Hypno got you a taco and you cried in front of all of us
Negative:
Negative: That doesn't COUNT
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Nightmare: Now that Dark isn't here I'm going to set a village on fire!
Positive: Why?!
Nightmare: He's like 85% of my impulse control
~~~
Sabre: A bunch of students made fun of me after class :(
Lucas: Give me their names and I will end them
Sabre:
Lucas: You know, with...with a scathing letter to the principal
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