M: *Puts a hand on Sabre's head* Geez, you're hot
Sabre, laying on the couch: Heck yeah I am
M:
M: I will literally leave
Sabre: No, please, I'm actually in a lot of pain right now
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Elemental: I'm the best observer that you know
Time: Last week, you thought the sponge in the kitchen was an owl
Elemental: If you'd stop buying them in bird colors, that would stop happening!
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Nightmare: How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Rainbow: Well how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests
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シ
Sabre: I screwed up
Orange: On a scale of accidentally releasing the Darkness to that time we do not speak of, how badly did you screw up?
Sabre: Roughly the same level as the Yellow Kingdom falling
Orange: Oh crap
Sabre: Y e a h
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Corruption, presenting an idea: Void, before you say no-
Void: No
Corruption: But you haven't heard it yet
Void: I'm sticking with no
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Light: Bow, we need your location
Rainbow, bleeding out: I see a cloud that looks like a lion
Light: Can you be more specific?
Rainbow: Simba
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Red (Same one from Season 1), after the Darkness is released: It has already begun. A thousand years of Darkness
Sabre: Why a thousand?
Red: It's really 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous
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Void: Oh, oops
Soul: I'm pretty sure, accidentally shooting someone, calls for more than an oops
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Depressed Rainbow: Ah yes, my train of thought
Depressed Rainbow: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express
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