Sabre, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?
Shadow, sarcastically: The World Beyond
Sabre: Oh...
Sabre:
Sabre: Didn't think you'd be here
~~~
Kidnapper: We have your son
Dark: I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who is this drinking tea and asking for sandwiches with their crusts cut off?
Dark: Oh great they have Time
~~~
Prof. Red: Ocelots deserve to live forever
M: And steves don't??
Prof. Red: Absolutely not
~~~
Sabre: Alright, we're all prepared for the Disneyland trip. Do we have everything?
Time: Think so
Dark: Yep
*The next day*
Sabre, on the spinning teacups ride: WE FORGOT SHADOW-
Do they really need him tho-? XD
~~~Light: Are you okay?
Depressed Rainbow: Yeah I'm fine
Light: How do you define 'fine?'
Depressed Rainbow: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded and destroyed us all
~~~
Set in season 1 of Rainbow QuestOrange Leader: Okay lets make sure everyone is here and alright
Orange Leader: 1 2 3 4....8 9 10...wait where's Sabre?!
Orange: Don't worry leader
Orange: *inhales*
Orange: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Orange Leader:
Sabre, far off in the background: *Chicken scream* AAAAAAAAAAA
Orange: Found him
Orange Leader: I-
~~~
Soul: The real treasures were the memories made along the way
Undercover Sabre: I nearly died
Rainbow Void: That was my fondest memory
~~~
Light: Are you alright? I don't think you slept at all last night
Sabre: I got a solid eight minutes
Light:
Sabre: Well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine
Sabre: You're not even that blurry right now
~~~
It's not a Rainbow Quest incorrect quotes chapter from me if there isn't one set with Time and Elemental XDTime: It's impossible to say the word 'bubbles' and make it sound threatening
Elemental:
*15 minutes later*
Rainbow: Can someone tell me why Elemental has been screaming 'bubbles' angrily outside the Rainbow Hub for the past fifteen minutes?
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