𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎

#48 (Steve Saga)

Light: Knock knock, I'm here with cake, presents and flowers

Lucas, opening the door: Thanks. I only see the cake though

Light: I got you presents and flowers too

Lucas: Where's the present?

Light: Me

Lucas: ...The flowers?

Light: Also me

Lucas, softly: Yeah, that's right

~~~

Rainbow: Sabre do you mind if I sleep here? *Leans against Sabre*

Sabre's mind: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Rainbow: Sabre?

Sabre's mind: AHHHHHHHHHH ANSWER HIM YOU IDIOT

Sabre: *Clears throat* No I don't mind. Go ahead

Rainbow: Thanks *Nestles head in Sabre's shoulder*

Sabre's mind: MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL! CUDDLING HAD BEEN ACHIEVED, I REPEAT CUDDLING HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

~~~

Dark: Come on, Neg. I wasn't that drunk last night

Negative: You were flirting with Nightmare

Dark: So what? He's my boyfriend

Negative: You asked him if he was single

Negative: And then you cried when he said he wasn't

~~~

Galaxy: Change is inedible

Lucas: Don't you mean inevitable?

Galaxy: *Spits out a bunch of pennies* I did not

~~~

Shadow: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other steves. Establish dominance

Negative: I'm really beginning to see why you're still single

~~~

Well this is getting repetitive, but SSO and Bluebow again-

There's more later that aren't just Bluebow-

Rainbow: Cookie?

Blue: Yes?

Rainbow: No I mean, do you want one?

Blue: Oh! Sure...sugar?

Rainbow: Yes?

Blue, flustered: I meant...would you like some sugar for your tea?

Rainbow, blushing: Oh! Yes please...

Red: Why are you like this?

~~~

Nightmare: I hate to see you like this

Sabre: Like what?

Nightmare: In person

~~~

Dark: I wish we could block people in this kind of world

Negative: A restraining order

Void: Murder

~~~

Priest: Do you take Rainbow to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Sabre: I Scooby-dooby-do

Rainbow: I want a divorce